This is the official Feel Desain guide on How to become a Hipster. You know, how all the ‘cool’ kids are dressing… acting… where they eat.
Wanna be a hipster? This is where to start – a comprehensive head to toe analysis:
1) Wear a beanie that’s just a ‘little’ bit too small…
2) Wear round glasses (even if you have 20:20 vision). Tortoiseshell is a good start.
3) If you’re a guy: have a big beard. If you’re a girl: shave part of your head.
4) Wear shirts/tops your grandparents would wear:
5) Have heavily tattoed arms
6) Skinny Jeans
7) Loafers, boots, converse, doc martins, wedges, platforms… flatforms – with brightly coloured socks
NOTES: Make sure you eat at all the TRENDY cafes. Listen to INDIE music – definitely NOT anything mainstream. Watch Arthouse movies. Talk about arthouse movies and indie music.